The Wind Beneath My Sheets
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Ethan Price's life stinks - literally. One disastrous meeting and an untimely explosion of bodily gas send his career (and dignity) spiraling down the drain. But when the world sees him as "the Fart Guy," Ethan decides it's time to change everything - from his diet to his destiny.
In this hilarious yet heartfelt tale of flatulence and forgiveness, Ethan discovers that sometimes the hardest thing to face isn't embarrassment - it's yourself.
Because in the end, everyone's got a little wind to work through.
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