Still Can't Believe This Happened 😒

Ever had one of those days where reality just... glitches? 😭 This whole situation had me laughing, stressed, and side-eyeing the universe at the same time. I was just minding my business - tired, emotional, trying to eat, post on TikTok, and breathe - when out of nowhere, this dude popped up out the blue like it was some kind of movie scene I didn't agree to star in. 💀

He swore he saw me at church (like... what church??) talking about "I seen you in the line." Sir, no you didn't. If you did, you would've seen me mid panic attack, slamming a cart like a WWE match. 😭 I'm out here crying one minute, sleeping the next, feeding my dog, eating ravioli, and now I'm dealing with people making up sightings like I'm a celebrity.

It's funny now, but in the moment? I was so done. Still trying to figure out how somebody imagines a whole encounter that never happened. Like bro, don't come disturb my peace - especially when I finally managed to sit still for once. The universe got jokes, for real.

This story ain't even about drama - it's about the chaos of being human, the randomness of life, and the people who swear they know your every move when you're just trying to survive another day. So yeah... I laughed. Hard. Because if I don't laugh, I'll probably scream. 😂