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Full Moon, Low Standards: Alpha Bros

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comedy dark fanfiction fantasy hừm stupid swearing trash unhinged werewolves

unleashed and unhinged. . . .
this is a prequel to #Fuck werewolves team. 
My partner and crime, both co-pilots- who also helps me with writing and pushing me to do better- were going back and forth on the story #FWT. They wanted something VERY serious. However I wanted dark, stupid comedy gags. We were talking and writing and thoughts on how the story #FWT will go. Till eventually we came together and #FWT was born combining the two! BUT I still held on to more of a comedy tone/vibe to it. So talking to them (BTW luv u *wink*) got the A-ok to post this short fic and see if I should go back to the more serious/comedy story or just go Completely off road to a more slightly diff raunchy story.
so for now presenting this trash comedy story. yay!All Rights Reserved

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