The Subtle Art of Making Eba
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Ever had an idea so Absurd , so unhinged , so bizarre, you just had to write it down well that's exactly what happened.
this is a short random and hilarious story that's sure to bring a smile to your face ,
and if you're actually here to learn the arts of making Eba well you're in luck cause there is a step by step guide to making it
this short book shares the author's childhood experience in making 'eba' and the trials and criticism she faced ..
it's a fun light hearted book that's sure to get a laugh or two out of you
.so sit back relax and enjoy.
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