Jonathans .. Assemble
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Last published Fri, Oct 17, 2025
The Jonathans are a kickass, crime-fighting, vigilante-style & hella diverse group of fuckin' awesomeness embodied. The Jonathans are like, if Santa came more than once a year- and with Jonathan 3's size, you'd best believe he fits the description.
The Jonathans consist of Jonathan 1; a baddie with a cold and close-off heart that needs fixing; Jonathan 2 who's a lesbian searching for love; Jonathan 3 is a queer fart-sniffer with an ass the size of Jupiter (Methaphor. He's hella thick); and Jonathan 4? She's the life of all parties with more photos of yaoi in her sleeve than baby photos of her first child.
Together, The Jonathans create a team much similar to The Avengers. But BETTER. And slightly more dysfunctional, if that's even possible.
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