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Full Metal Jack-Ass

by Johnny Kameltoh

"If you're reading this and feel like you don't belong anywhere-I get it. Punk saved my life more than once."

From small-town pews to punk rock shows and far-flung Air Force bases, one loudmouthed atheist learns that rebellion can be its own kind of faith. Full Metal Jack-Ass is a brutally funny, fast-paced memoir about chaos, music, and finding your tribe when you don't believe in much-except noise, honesty, and loyalty.
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