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Teenage Dirtbag, Baby | Rodrick x Regina Fanfic
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Ongoing, First published Oct 18
Mature
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Regina George is the Queen Bee at Northshore High. Her life is perfect: Perfect hair, perfect body, perfect reputation, and the greatest friends. Except for one secret that could shatter everything...

Rodrick Heffley is everything Regina is not. He's in a failing band, has no luck with girls, though he's had a crush on Regina's cousin, Heather Hills, for years. So when he finds out Regina's secret, he wonders if he can use it to his advantage.
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"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.
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Regina George - queen bee, narcissistically inclined It Girl - has her plan set for sophomore year. 1. Date the hottest guy in school. 2. Have everyone either adore her or hate her. Either way, she doesn't care - as long as people don't stop talking about her. 3. Win Spring Fling Queen. That one's already in the bag. But when Aaron breaks up with her for Cady, and Cady starts undermining her power at North Shore, the first two parts of her plan begin to slip through her perfectly manicured fingers. It isn't until she's paired with the notorious, idiotic, drummer-boy-wannabe punk Rodrick Heffley that she feels she's truly hit an all-time low. Rodrick Heffley transferred to North Shore High for his sophomore year under strict conditions from his father, Frank Heffley: 1. Bring up his grades to at least a C average. 2. Babysit Greg and Manny whenever needed. 3. Absolutely no parties! 4. And do not cause any trouble If any of these rules are broken, next stop for him is military school. When Rodrick gets paired with Regina George for a class project, he sees it as his golden opportunity to get the girl of his dreams. It might take some convincing on his part... or maybe the feelings are mutual. (This is an AU fanfic - not everything from the original storylines of each character will be canon.