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Regina George swore college would be her redemption arc.
New campus, new image, no drama - just oat milk lattes and good grades at Northwestern University. But when she literally collides with Rodrick Heffley - a scruffy drummer with a talent for pushing her buttons - her carefully polished world starts to crack.

He's loud, lazy, and allergic to authority. She's sharp, composed, and terrifyingly good at pretending she doesn't care.
They hate each other on sight.

But who knows? Maybe they'll get along or hate each other to the bone.

!Important Notice!

//Before we delve deeper into this story, I just want to say that I am a teenager (minor) and I apologize for any mischaracterization, wrong grammar, etc. I'm also busy with school, so I might not post daily - but I will try my best to write this story! That is all, thank you for taking your time to read this and I hope you enjoy!\\All Rights Reserved

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Prologue: The Collision
Mon, Oct 20, 2025

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Prologue: The Collision
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