That's Dumb
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Last published Sun, May 3, 2026
In a twist of fate, Nombuso finds herself on a disastrous date with a handsome stranger who turns out to be a complete jerk. She invites him to a catering gig when he's unable to pay for dinner, only to regret it instantly.
Meanwhile, Colani reluctantly agrees to a date, only to realise the girl isn't his type. When he takes her home, a forgotten item forces him to meet with her again. Will these two strangers find common ground amidst their chaotic encounters? Find out in "That's Dumb," a hilarious and heartwarming tale of unexpected connections and second chances.
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