Tentacles of Trauma

An alien on run, a lonely designer, and too many tentacles-what could possibly go wrong?......well apparently, alot

When Zorgblax, an overworked alien accountant from the planet Squishoria, crash-lands in Tokyo, he just wants to contact his crew and finish his research on human culture. Instead, he gets captured by the Yakuza, sold to a shady "entertainment producer," and unwillingly becomes Japan's most misunderstood underground celebrity. Year later, covered in debt, trauma, and bioluminescent slime, Zorgblax is rescued from a dumpster by Miko, a perpetually single graphic designer whose love life is as messy as his tentacles. Together, they navigate the perils of modern Tokyo-freelance burnout, alien PTSD, ramen shortages, and accidentally ordered pizzas-while uncovering the darkly hilarious secrets of the adult industry that once exploited him.

It's a story of healing, humor, baby oil, and too many suction cups, proving that even in the weirdest corners of the galaxy, laughter really is the best lube.