Temporarily Misappropriating The BAU
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Stiles Stilinski would like it known that he did not intend to break the law. Or get a new boyfriend. Or be forcefully adopted and recruited by the BAU. He never intended to solve murders, just as he never intended to get his best friend turned into a Halloween stereotype. Though he doesn't regret it, he would like to blame it on Scott and Jackson for leaving Stiles and Danny unsupervised in a lockable room with alcohol. Honestly, their lives would have been much simpler if they had just stuck to the normal teenage things like making out, instead of hacking the BAU.
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The Lawston Butcher was a woman, not a dude. Pretty sure she was your third witness, Mrs. Alfia.
DM: What?
George Gelding wasn't one of her victims, which threw off your data. His killer just used the Butcher's method to throw off the trail. Also, his killer was most likely Kyle Freeden.
AH: Thank you for your input on one of our past cases. May we have your name for the record of the tip?
LOL no. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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