Daily life of a bumbling idiot
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As the song goes 'a hundred bad days make a hundred good stories'
This is random moments that occur, true stories of events and memories of my life. I intend this to be fun and light hearted little funny moments. I choose to write this as I have been recommended to, many time's over the years as people find my stories funny and interesting. However I personally never understood why but I have relented to their consistent whining and am giving it a shot. How this turns out will prove either mines or my friend's point. So give it a read and see what you think ;p
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