Spaceballs: The FPE AU
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Last published Tue, Oct 28, 2025
Once upon a time warp, somewhere in the galaxy, there lived a ruthless race of beings known as... Spaceballs.
The monstrous leaders of Planet Spaceball, having recklessly wasted their precious atmosphere, have created a secret plan to take every last breath of fresh air away from Planet Druidia, their pacifist neighbor.
Today is the day of the Princess's wedding, and her sister has been dragged along for the ride. Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us, danger, love, and hilarity await in the stars above...
This story is marked as Mature due to the nature of Spaceballs as a comedy that has quite a few adult jokes.
FPE created by Kaaatie.
Spaceballs created by the legendary Mel Brooks.
AU Logo made by me.
All media used is not mine unless stated otherwise.
If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
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