Mean Punk
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Thu, Oct 23, 2025
Haiii this is obviously a crossover ship between Regina George from Mean Girls and Rodrick Heffley from Diary of a Whimpy Kid!! I'll try to make it as accurate as possible. I also probably won't write that much smut just because i'm not the best at righting it...
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