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Random Self-Made Jokes

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Parts 32
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aweirdofanficwriter

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This is actually just for me to put down some funny stuff I find while I'm reading or things like that and then I can't put them in my conversations cos I need pictures so...please enjoy!!
Sporadic updates so yeah :)

Best rankings :3
#11 in jokes (19/12/25) 
#13 in randomthoughts (5/1/26)
*will update this when I can actually flex something important like top ten*All Rights Reserved

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