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Random Self-Made Jokes

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This is actually just for me to put down some funny stuff I find while I'm reading or things like that and then I can't put them in my conversations cos I need pictures so...please enjoy!!
Sporadic updates so yeah :)

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#11 in jokes (19/12/25) 
#13 in randomthoughts (5/1/26)
*will update this when I can actually flex something important like top ten*Todos los derechos reservados

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New Years Day de delulu_writer_

Did Aru want to go to the new years party? No. Would she rather be on her couch in her pajamas watching Lord of the Rings while eating way too much Swedish Fish? Who wouldn't? Her father. Her father wouldn't. He wanted her to go there and "socialize" which was code for "you need to find someone to marry because your life's really sad". It was some party for his law firm he started with one of his friends too, not even like a rager which would've been mildly fun. Aiden's father was a crappy one at best. So when Aiden's dad made him the photographer at some stupid new years party that he was throwing for his law firm, of course he protested. But he couldn't look at his mom so happy about it and still tell her that he didn't wanna do it. So he was still the photographer. Shit. When they both meet, (it's up to you to guess what happens, pretty easy) Okay so this is my first fanfic so please don't make fun of it if it's like REALLY bad but there's an unfortunate lack of aru shah aus that I HAVEN'T read and I'm like obsessed with aruden it's starting to become an issue hahah i'll TRY to update, and if I have writers block or smth i'll give yall a heads up and write something in place of it:) and yes this is very much based off of new years day by taylor swift AS OF NOVEMBER 2025: first place in the RR Presents category for the Fireworks Demigod Choice Awards second place in the Best Platonic Relationship category for Aru and Rudy for the FIreworks Demigod Choice Awards

Loving you (Dipcifica story) de Mofopefoluwa_

Dipper is now 18. Mabel, Grenda, Candy and Pacifica as well. Dipper finally got over his feelings for Wendy after years of not winning her heart. He fell hard for Pacifica instead, to his surprise also she had a crush on him as well. Secretly, Candy liked Dipper pines but was too shy to say so. Well, not until Dipcifica happened. Something clicked in her and she went bonkers, but it was too late as something had already happened that changed Dipcifica forever... Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls I wrote this book since I was like 14 or so and I am too lazy to edit it for now. But very soon...

Dipcifica One Shots de nickel-ish

What happens if a bored Pacifica decided to sneak out of the house? Probably not much. But what if Dipper happened to bump into her? Now were talking! It's crazy a how close two people can get in a single night. But of course, the fun can't end there. No, no. I have more one shots baking in the oven just for you! Different scenarios! Different AUs! All those in this one little book! Happy reading!

Fireworks (A Sokeefe Human AU) de gnune6

Keefe Sencen is a famous singer. He is well known, and is living the peak of his life. Meanwhile, Sophie Foster, a shy and clumsy girl, who is best friends with Biana Vacker, is a normal girl at college. She has a part time job at the animal care center with her friend Linh. She, Biana, and Linh (as long with most of the girls at the college), are fans of Keefe Sencen. What will happen when Keefe and Sophie meet? ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO THE GREAT SHANNON MESSENGER. Highest Rankings: #1 in biana #1 in fireworks #1 in linh #1 in tam #1 in fitz #3 in sokeefe #2 in keefe #1 in sophiefoster #1 in shannonmessenger #3 in keefesencen #1 in foster-keefe #1 in lostcities #1 in hunkyhair WARNING: THE FIRST NINE CHAPTERS AREN'T VERY GOOD, THEY ARE VERY CHOPPY BUT IT GETS BETTER.

🎄 Underneath the Tree 🎄 Zarry de dattumblrgal

Covering his eyes with his left hand, Harry sighs, interrupting his mom. "Fine, I'll bring him over. But I'm not promising anything because he has a family too and he might want to be with them." "Try your best, okay honey?" Anne chirps. "Then give me a call as soon as you know. Love you, sweetie. Good luck with exams." "Love you," Harry replies numbly, before whispering a low "Fuck" once the line is dead. Wonderful, truly wonderful. How is he going to find a boyfriend in two fucking weeks? This is karma, actual karma for lying about a boyfriend that doesn't exist. He learns about the inner workings of the human mind all day and then he goes and pulls this kinda shit himself. Christmas is either going to end up a disaster or smothered in more lies. OR - Harry needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas. Niall might have a suggestion that Harry won't really like. Enter Zayn with his dreamy eyes and a supernatural affinity to get families (including Harry's) to love him.

Muted de Iread2much111

Evelyn has never spoken a word in her life. People always judged her for it. Thought she did it for attention. No. She did it because she didn't feel safe at home. She had loving parents. But she was still scared. The memory of the incident had gone away but the feeling remained. The only place she felt safe was with Nora, her best friend. Nora spoke enough for both of them. She never judged. But by then it was too late. Not speaking became safe. And then when Nora, the only person that ever understood her, gets diagnosed with cancer, everything falls apart.

16 and Pregnant (Dipcifica) de xanderwrites

This story is set when the 12 year olds are 16 and in high school. Dipper and Mabel is staying in Gravity Falls for High School. Dipper and Pacifica are together, but on one fateful night things took a turn for the weird, and Pacifica winds up pregnant. Will Dipper be there for her and the baby when it comes? Read to find out. I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS, ITS OWNED BY ALEX HIRSCH AND DISNEY!

Open Novella Contest 2026 de OpenNovellaContest

The Open Novella Contest is back for 2026! Join fellow storytellers and plant the seed of a tale that will blossom into a 20,000+ word novella within 12 weeks! Your epic quest begins February 1st, 2026, so mark your calendars with this date!

Miraculous Rewrite: Tales of Chromospark and Vanta Paw de InfinityHexa17

Paris knows its heroes. Ladybug and Cat Noir-icons of balance, resilience, and second chances. They've faced countless akumas, stumbled, learned, and always risen again. Perfect... right? But beyond this familiar story lies another universe, stretched across the boundless multiverse. A universe where the spotlight shifts. Where the rules bend. Where new threats rise-and new heroes answer the call. This is a world where Ladybug and Cat Noir are not the center of the legend. A world protected by Chromospark and Vanta Paw. This isn't a rewrite. This isn't a retelling. It's a glimpse-into what could be. A universe where Marc and Nathaniel bear the Ladybug and Cat Miraculous. Where every choice reshapes destiny, and every change invites consequences no one is prepared for. Because with new heroes come new challenges. And the question remains... Are you ready to step into another universe? I DO NOT own the characters ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ships: Marc x Nathaniel, Luka x Adrien drien, Alya x Nino, Kagami x Felix and the other ones who aren't important... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it," - Octavia E. Butler ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hotline Blondes de halimalfoy

❝ Hey ❞ ❝ I just met you...not. And this is crazy! But here's my new number! So call me you must! ❞ ❝ Holy shit. Tone deaf, husky voice, cocky undertone... ❞ ❝ Aww baby, my voice made an impact in your life. Miss me? ❞ ❝ Uh huh. I was very happy missing you. ❞ ❝ I knew you would-wait, what do you mean? ❞ ❝ Ay caramba. ❞ ➡ or in which two hot blondes with a sexual history decide to become 'just friends' for the sake of redemption. what they didn't bargain for was fighting each other's battles, trying to cure insomnia via singing at midnight and having conversations about Gossip Girl amongst other things. (and falling for each in the midst of it all) ➡ a/n: pretty cover by alteredstars/MicahLikesGraphics. highest rank: #35 in SS a sort of spin off to Logically Falling but can be read as a stand alone novella. please note that the protagonists are very annoying to the human society: jerky fuckboy-ery, cocky "thot" behavior, etc is contained. side project for summer 2k16.

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New Years Day

Did Aru want to go to the new years party? No. Would she rather be on her couch in her pajamas watching Lord of the Rings while eating way too much Swedish Fish? Who wouldn't? Her father. Her father wouldn't. He wanted her to go there and "socialize" which was code for "you need to find someone to marry because your life's really sad". It was some party for his law firm he started with one of his friends too, not even like a rager which would've been mildly fun. Aiden's father was a crappy one at best. So when Aiden's dad made him the photographer at some stupid new years party that he was throwing for his law firm, of course he protested. But he couldn't look at his mom so happy about it and still tell her that he didn't wanna do it. So he was still the photographer. Shit. When they both meet, (it's up to you to guess what happens, pretty easy) Okay so this is my first fanfic so please don't make fun of it if it's like REALLY bad but there's an unfortunate lack of aru shah aus that I HAVEN'T read and I'm like obsessed with aruden it's starting to become an issue hahah i'll TRY to update, and if I have writers block or smth i'll give yall a heads up and write something in place of it:) and yes this is very much based off of new years day by taylor swift AS OF NOVEMBER 2025: first place in the RR Presents category for the Fireworks Demigod Choice Awards second place in the Best Platonic Relationship category for Aru and Rudy for the FIreworks Demigod Choice Awards