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Eric Vale has two problems:
First, his billionaire "Daddy" wants to marry him off as soon as possible.
And second, Eric is a self-proclaimed "asexual" who's severely allergic to doing what he's told, especially when it involves his father's control-freak tendencies.
So when his old man finally announces his arranged marriage, Eric decides to do the only logical thing:
"Date the kind of person his Daddy hates."
He creates a dating ad listing every trait his father despises, from gender and attitude to social status and moral standing. The goal? To find the "worst possible lover" and parade them at the engagement party, just to piss his dad off.
But for weeks, no one takes his ad seriously.
Until someone named "Tooth Fairy" slides into his DMs, casually applying for the role of "Fake Lover", complete with a résumé.
Tooth Fairy checks every box on Eric's "disaster" list, but his profile says he's retired.
Eric just isn't sure...
Retired from what, exactly?
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