"Spy Adjacent" (DewTee)

"Mission: Mildly Annoyed"
Tee's just a delivery guy trying to survive the day with his five-star rating intact. But when one suspicious package triggers a lockdown, a car chase, and a bleeding man in his passenger seat, his life goes full action movie. That man? Dew-an undercover agent with the emotional urgency of a houseplant and the dry wit of someone who's seen too much.

Dew insists Tee's now part of a covert mission. Tee insists Dew owes him for the upholstery. Together, they dodge bullets, crash galas, and argue over snack choices while the agency ensemble watches from afar, placing bets and sending "mission support" in the form of juice boxes and sarcastic texts.

Tee's panicking. Dew's mildly annoyed. And somehow, they're becoming the most effective (and entertaining) duo the agency never meant to create.