Heaven's Favorite Sin

*I posted chapter 1 and didn't post the other chapters because it told me it wouldn't load. So 11/26 I am posting chapters 2-18*

Shiva x Reader x Buddha

Shiva helped vote humanity off the map-then showed up at your apartment with ten dishes and a promise you didn't ask for.

Now you're in Valhalla, surrounded by gods who can't decide if you're a pet, a curiosity, or a mistake.

Shiva says he'll keep you safe while the world ends. His version of "safe" feels a lot like "claimed," and his gaze burns a little too long when you tell him to relax.

Then there's Buddha-calm where Shiva burns, smiling like he already knows how this ends.

You were never supposed to matter this much to them.

This is going to be Shiva x Reader x Buddha when it gets there, it will be split off into two.
Shiva doesn't have any wives in this AU