Artemis has just recently been a silver statue. Not only does she have to learn the basics in her new human body, she also has to fight the Bros ordered to kill her by, who else, the BARRELS! Along the way she meets a super perverted pig, a very polite chair, a plain love struck rock, a certain golden statue (who she may have feeling for), and the best Swedish gamer of all time. Together, will they defeat the BARRELS and their army of Bros? Or will they be lost in the darkness forever? Filled with fun, horror, romance, perverted jokes, and teleporting naked guys!