The Lasagne Issue (a nine-part rant)

Reads 266
Votes 34
Parts 11
Time <5 mins

Reads 266
Votes 34
Parts 11
Time <5 mins

ashley cheese chris comedy doritos funny gold haha hate internetsupportbras italianfood lasagne lol nachos parody pasta puree random rant

I thought my partner loved me. But it turned out that she only loved my arch nemesis... lasagne

A NINE-PART RANTAll Rights Reserved

ashley cheese chris comedy doritos funny gold haha hate internetsupportbras italianfood lasagne lol nachos parody pasta puree random rant

Table of contents

11 parts

#2puree

Content Guidelines

You may also like

✦ 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ✦ ❝ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫.❞ ✦ ❝ 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐝? 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞❞ : 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘋𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: M̶a̶f̶i̶a̶ R̶o̶m̶a̶n̶c̶e̶🎀 •𝐀 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐊𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚• ‧₊˚ ⋅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʜᴀꜱ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴩʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀɪꜱᴋ. © dumbCharlotte_ Read if you are 18+. It's darker than your thoughts. Happy reading🦋

Hidden Flames [The Ludovicas: Second Generation Book Three] by ameesaAhlam

(Can be read as a standalone.) My parents are hell bent on getting me married, convinced that a wife will magically "fix" me. As a mafia leader, idle talks and constant affection makes no sense to me. Never had and never will. Thanks to some dumb rule and my parents' constant nagging, I settle down with the girl of their choice. Irene's the type of girl I would never give a second glance to, the type I would deem average looking. And that's just not it. She's a chatter box who can't survive without physical affection. A complete opposite of me. I never had a need for a wife but with every innocent touch, every stupid smile, every word of hers my walls break down until I am left yearning for her with an intensity I can't even comprehend.

The Deeper The Hate The Deeper The Love by myangelicstar

"How ...cc...cca....ccan you !! I..I don't believe these bullshits. Parth ...Parth!!!,I know this this is....this is just a joke, but it's not funny at all...just.. just say the truth", I asked him with love and hope in my eyes. "Hahahahaha",he laughed cruelly and held my shoulders tightly in his hands, "O my poor girl! You think I love you?? If so, then you are a big fool. The truth is that I hate you!!!I HATE YOUUU!!;I was just playing with you, and now my task is completed Miss. Akansha Corey". Meet Akansha Corey,19 years old, strong, determined, independent person who is working as a waitress as a part-time job to overcome her daily expenses. And also meet Parth Paxton,19 years old, arrogant, playboy, and the only son of Mr. Paxton who is a multimillionaire. Both of their life paths clashes with each other. Witness the roller-coaster ride of their lives. Disclaimer: This is my 1st book .Hope you will give this book a chance by reading it. Thank you all! Ranking: #1 in hurtfulwords on 21-08-2021 & 16-01-2022 #3 in romance-friendship on 03-08-2021 #7 in trust on 27-01-2022 #7 in collegestories on 02-02-2022 #9 in collegestudent on 27-08-2021

"I HATE YOU!!!" | Dandy's World (Finn x Shrimpo) by finnsbodypillow

im currently feeding us ragebait shippers . . . we need more of this content argauhfeheggage this is my first wattpad story ever so if its bad please bear with me COVER ART IS NOT MINE!!! probably should have clarified that sooner i only added the title text and stuff thank you guys so muchhhh for 10 duotrigintillion reads omfg I never though it would get this popular

[WATTYS 2022 SHORTLIST] "Hello again, Pizza Boy?" I glanced up at him with a smile. The blood was rushing out my head but it didn't bother me. "Are you back to make another attempt on my life?" "Shut up," he fumbled, absolutely petrified. "I-I hate you!" I laughed as we were both red in the face; one more sticky then the other, "Aww, I hate you too." My hands held my non-beating chest. "It's mutual trust me. But I guess you really want your Xbox back huh?" -- 17 year-old Evelyn Gates has a quiet yet witty personality. She usually stays in the background and is mediocre at literally everything... just ask anyone. She enjoys the smell of pizza and watching Guy Fieri stuff his face with food in her free time. Oh, and there's one more thing... she's immortal. That's right, Evelyn can't die, and she doesn't know why. Her body just magically puts itself back together again after tragic incidents. She calls it a curse, but the one other person who knows about it calls it a miracle. It's not until her pizza order turns deadly and her mom's boyfriend changes his outlook on life, when Evelyn finds out that there might be some more people involved with her immortality; people who are puppeteering her life and will stop at nothing but to destroy her. - Featured on: @TeenFiction 'FunnyBones' reading list: October 6th, 2021 @StoriesUndiscovered 'The Power of Laughter' reading list: June 1st -30th, 2021 -- Since mock websites are becoming more common, unfortunately, I have to give the disclaimer that this story is only being published on Wattpad. If you see it anywhere else let me know so I can warn my followers and also be aware that it could make your device vulnerable to malware. --- Started: August 18th 2020 Completed: April 12th 2021

Random Daily Short Stories. Every Day. Without Stopping. by rosinawrites

#1 in #dailystories. Keyboards. Lasagne. Oh, and a tribute to Taylor Swift. I'm a teenager hoping to be a writer and I challenged myself to write at least a 1,000 word short story EVERY DAY for a month. Buckle in for a myriad of random stories from parents struggling with a Satanic baby to an elderly man finding a new purpose in life. Warning: there will be swearing and some topics include murder and violent themes, so heads up.

Rated No.1 #matureaudience #separation #maturelanguage #contractmarriage #loveforever #funnyromance#chicklit || 𝑯𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 ♡ || They say men always fuck up the things more, he's one of the best examples of those men. He's a mess and he won't even think twice before involving someone else in his mess. His world is dark, so dark that you'll lose all path even if you try to escape it countless times. The loneliness he carried within himself, he believes, can only be pushed away by drowning himself in the thirst of lust which is always flaring inside him to quench. But if only he knew by pushing it, he can't get rid of that loneliness. The ruthless billionaire does not know how to feel. Well he doesn't care about that all he does was fuck and throw without giving a shit about other's emotions. Meet him '𝑨𝒏𝒗𝒂𝒚 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒉 𝑹𝒂𝒋𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒕' the male protagonist of this story. He believed he could bend any girl on her knees for a night to satisfy his lust and get his pleasure until his ways collided with her. She wasn't any different and that's what made him hate her more. For a fact now she's his so called "𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝑾𝒊𝒇𝒆" he knew she wasn't any naive dove she knows how to pull her cards and defeat him in a worst way possible. 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙝é 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙗𝙤𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚. ° 𝐍𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 b/w the leads ° 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 T.W.

[UPDATED] Natchios' Nachos Volume One: The Warmth Within Crimson Walls by LGamerDelta

Updated Version: Fixed letters merged together. Author's notes included at the bottom of the chapter page for character's background and more. Original Publish Date - Mar 23, 2025 In an alternate universe on Earth-022000, Elektra Natchios has left behind the world of assassinations and bloodshed, trading her sais for something just as dangerous-the restaurant business. Now the owner of Natchios' Nachos, she serves up the best nachos in the world, but her customer base? Far from ordinary. This isn't just a restaurant-it's a cultural phenomenon where reality bends. One night, you might find normal customers enjoying their meals. The next, movie legends, hip-hop icons, video game characters, movie characters, TV characters, and rock bands are all walking through the doors like it's just another night out. From Keanu Reeves chilling in the lounge to Deadpool causing mischief over a plate of extra-spicy nachos, every visit is unpredictable. With live performances, deep conversations, unexpected friendships, and exclusive underground events. Natchios' Nachos is more than just a restaurant-it's a place where worlds collide. @ 2025 Laz (LGamer Delta). All Rights Reserved. This story is an original fanfiction created by the author. No part of this work may be copied, reposted, or republished without written permission. However... Fan art is allowed, aesthetic boards, cosplay, playlists all welcome! Just tag me and give credit. Thanks for reading and joining this universe.

To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! John, your wife stole my biscuits. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. To: walrusgumboot@gmail.com From: sammichesforever@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't play stupid. You know she did. Have her give them back this minute. To: sammichesforever@gmail.com From: walrusgumboot@gmail.com Re Subject: Biscuits!!!!!!!!!!!!! We live too far away for her to give them back "this minute," George. It might be more like, "this year." 📧📧📧 The lovely cover was made by @-IAmTheWalrus-!

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝗜18+

✦ 𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐅𝐈𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ✦ ❝ 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫.❞ ✦ ❝ 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐝? 𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞❞ : 𝘒𝘪𝘮 𝘋𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨 ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: M̶a̶f̶i̶a̶ R̶o̶m̶a̶n̶c̶e̶🎀 •𝐀 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐊𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚• ‧₊˚ ⋅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ʜᴀꜱ ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴩʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀɪꜱᴋ. © dumbCharlotte_ Read if you are 18+. It's darker than your thoughts. Happy reading🦋

More details