Buggy Somali in: The World's Deadliest Prank! Boa Hancock's Unspeakable Wrath!

Buggy at Marineford was pretty much a shameless Youtube livestreamer chasing clout.
But what if he was even dumber & more shameless? What if he was a full blown clown like Johnny Somali or Vitaly?
In this alternate Marineford, Buggy is chasing clout on the fictional KickTube with his stolen transponder snail. Backed up by camera-gulls by Big News Morgan.
He posts a poll on what crazy prank he should pull at Marineford, & his degenerate audience votes on the Boa Hancock option. Now this alternate Buggy, we call Buggy Somali, pulls it off while the whole world is watching. An act that would be normal for Roshi but absolutely shocking for the world of One Piece.
Now the shameless Buggy Somali must try to survive Boa Hancock's fury as she is hellbent on ending his life in a brutal way, & she feels using her devil fruit would be too humane.
Watch the chaos as the self-aware idiot tries to survive by hiding behind Whitebeard to escape Hancock.