I Swear I Was Sober When I Wrote This

Ramblings from a Diary of a Drunken Sailor.
I talk about life, love, madness, and the beautiful stupidity of existing with the energy of a man who's seen the ocean stare back.
Expect cult-like monologues, strange truths, stories that sound made up (but aren't), and rants that somehow make sense halfway through.
If sanity had a price, I already spent it.
Subscribe if you're into weird wisdom, hot takes, or just watching someone slowly lose their mind... stylishly.