How To Bond With Bats
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Last published Thu, Jan 29, 2026
Funny random one-offs of day-to-day life in the Bat family household. When the house can't hold anymore, the chaos floods into Gotham from time to time.
Basically, a place to just throw a bunch of silly little things for my headcanons. Request accepted.
I don't currently have a beta, so I apologize if some grammar is fucked up.
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