Don't Bless This Mess
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On induction day at a school for magic, a pupil attempts to fake admission. But can he fool the headmaster, his fellow pupils, and an impossibly strong undead assistant?
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Madelyn Taylor thinks she's nothing special. She's just trying to get through boarding school one day at a time. But after many strange occurrences, sleeplessness, daydreams and particularly violent hayfever; she realises not all is what it seems. Her eccentric Aunt, friends and unassuming allies help her through a challenging time in her life that has nothing to do with being a teenager; but something else entirely.
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