Adventures in Advanced Buttwippery

Demi-autobiographical stories. There is some truth here, however muddled by imagination and time. Advanced buttwippery is defined (by me and only me as far as I know) as the act of wiping another person's butt (whether in a physical as well as metaphorical sense). Anyone in need of help may require someone trained in advanced buttwippery. I spent over a decade in social/human/disability services (whatever you want to call it) but I was wiping butts well before then. I hope to find these stories cathartic. I hope you get a kick out of them.