Top 200: A gaming review

This is the ultimate of the extreme, the crème de la crème- yes, the mother of all gaming reviews: THE TOP 200 GREATEST GAMES OF HISTORY. The title pretty much says it all, but do not take this list lightly. It is not for the weak-hearted, the amateur, the occasional X-boxer, or even the petty arcade- goer. This gaming review is only for the strongest of the hardcore gamers- the ones who's lives revolve around the holy form of entertainment that is gaming. This is for those of you who, instead of owning cupboards of food or shelves of books, have hoarded drawers and cases of video games. For others, this may sound crazy, but for us- and our fellow gamers, this is the meaning of life. And now, finally, after months upon months of compiling and researching, I've finally devised the holy grail of game reviews- a fool-proof guide for a happy life! So go, my technomancers, my warriors, my test subjects, my heroes, my soldiers- my children! Go and soak up all of the knowledge this glorious guide has to offer.