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The Man's Day Ruined By Chickens

MarshmellowsTasteYum

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Parts 1
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Reads 5
Votes 3
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

MarshmellowsTasteYum

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A silly story about a man who goes to the store, but a chicken ruins his day. 
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I wrote the beginning in Roblox (ofc i changed some bits to make it make more sense), which is what prompted me to continue writing it. I meant for this to be a short story but I kinda want to continue writing more for it. Lot's of plot holes. I have zero plans, I'm making this up as I go. Also, I made my first action scene in this story! Hope you enjoy it! (=All Rights Reserved

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Chapter 1: Government Scams
Tue, Nov 11, 2025

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Chapter 1: Government Scams
Tue, Nov 11, 2025

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