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Monkey Man Bites

Reads 59
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Parts 8
Time 10m

Reads 59
Votes 19
Parts 8
Time 10m

badwriting cringeworthy funniest funny funnystuff humor improvise jokes nonsense notboring notforchildren notforkids notreal notsorry ongoing stupid stupidpeople

A funny story, NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, about Mr. Monkey Man transforming into Mr. Crocodile and going crazy and attacking his friends.
It sounds really stupid from the start but wait till you get to Part 8.
EVERYTHING WRITTEN WAS ON THE SPOT, no time to prepare or anything (high speed improv I guess)
Supposed to be cringe on purposeAll Rights Reserved

badwriting cringeworthy funniest funny funnystuff humor improvise jokes nonsense notboring notforchildren notforkids notreal notsorry ongoing stupid stupidpeople

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