Aussie As - A Funny Down Under Dictionary of Australian Humorous Sayings
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Aussie As - A Down Under Dictionary of Sayings is your cheeky, no-frills guide to Australia's quirkiest, funniest, and most colourful expressions.
From bogan banter and backyard wisdom to compliments, insults, bush logic and romantic disasters - this is a comedy collection that captures the true blue Aussie spirit in all its sarcastic, heartfelt, and laugh-out-loud glory. Whether you're navigating a midlife crisis, enjoying a slice of life, or just need a good giggle, this book is packed tighter than a stubby in an esky with aussiehumour, outbacksayings, and good old bushwisdom.
Perfect for women's fiction lovers, expats, or anyone who's ever wondered what "flat out like a lizard drinking" really means.
Fair warning: reading this may cause spontaneous cackling and uncontrollable urges to call your mates "drongos" affectionately.
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