Are you kidding me?
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Austin Perry stopped believing in fate the day it failed him.
At eighteen, his girlfriend wasn't revealed as his destined mate-and the heartbreak hardened him. Now twenty-three, Austin is a closed door no one gets through. Emotionally distant, convinced fate failed him, he keeps his head down and his heart locked tight.
Wren Maddox is everything an omega "shouldn't" be.
Headstrong, independent, and openly defiant of every outdated stereotype, he's determined to prove that he doesn't need an alpha to protect him, guide him, or complete him. Especially not some brooding, emotionally constipated alpha who thinks love only exists in fairy tales.
So when Austin and Wren discover they're fated mates, they agree it must be a mistake-because how could a stubborn alpha with trust issues and a fiery omega who refuses to be tamed ever work? But resisting the bond proves easier said than done. As cracks begin to form in their defenses... and feelings neither of them want to acknowledge start slipping through, sparks turn to heat and sarcasm turns to longing, leaving Austin and Wren wondering:
Maybe fate doesn't make mistakes.
And maybe real strength isn't standing alone-it's choosing who stands beside you.
Are you kidding me? is a steamy, comedic, slow-burn, gay romance with snark, tension, and the sweetest HEA.
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