The Academic Weopon

The Government has passed laws to compensate for years of discrimination against the Female and Gay population.

These Laws allow Women to own Straight Men as slaves.

Here are the Requirments that the Male need to have inorder for the Female enslaver to enslave the straight man (4 or more boxes need to be checked)
- Below a 3.4 GPA and/or taking just basic level classes
- Same Age bracket as the Female Enslaver (can be either 1 or 2 years older)
-Making under what the Female Enslaver is making for income
-Is Low on the social Hieracrchy in High school (Only applies to if both the subject and the Femeale enslavers are in High school)
-Has comitted a Crime
- The subject has cheated on the female enslaver in the past
-The Subject is MAGA or believes Women and gay people should not have rights

Here is what the Women need to have inorder to be able to Own a straight Male slave: (They must fufill all requirments)
- Have a 3.9 GPA or higher (Take AP and Honors classes)
-Make more than the Male is making on income by like 50K (For High Schoolers and College you have to be in a really rich family)
-Be High up on the social ladder (Example: be Popular or a person that everyone respects and you have connections everywhere)
-No be convicted of any crime at all
- Be Attractive (If you atleast attract most people you meet this requriment)

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