▹ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋? ▹ | Bluelock x reader | chatfic

Because you're sick of having no friends-and even more sick of scrolling through your contacts like a ghost-you finally snap. One boring afternoon, you open your DMs and attack the only person who's ever tolerated your chaos: Shidou.

You spam him.
Relentlessly.
Memes, keyboard smashes, twenty-four unread messages in a row. You don't even bother pretending to be normal about it.

It takes him ten full minutes to respond, and when he finally does, it's with his usual brand of unfiltered annoyance mixed with the slightest hint of affection:

Shidou: "BRO WHAT DO YOU WANT I'M BUSY GOONING."

A few minutes of dramatic begging, emotional manipulation, voice-note whining, and one accidental photo of your sad face later... he caves.

With a sigh you can literally hear through the screen, he sends another message:

Shidou: "Fine, fine. Stop crying in my DMs. I'll add you to the group chat."

A/N - This doesn't really have a plot.. I'm doing this story just for fun because I've read chats like this a lot.
just funny messages with Bluelock group chat haha..
all x reader bc why not...
my humor might be offensive, so please take this warning seriously!

STARTED:[11/17/25]
ENDED:[??/??/??]

Enjoy ~