What We Still Do In The Shadows - Season 7

You thought 'What We Do In The Shadows' ended after season six? Ha! You're wrong! The documentary is picked up by a different network to bring you season seven! With new adventures on the horizon, we continue to follow Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson over the course of their long, long lives. Starting with... a bat coup? And who is that strange new friend Guillermo found on the internet? Will Guillermo and Nandor finally get together? And how is the crime fighting going? Find out in this newest season! There was also someone else, but... No, never mind. It's probably nothing.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. The original characters that will be introduced are mine. This is, of course, fan fiction based on the show; 'What We Do In The Shadows'. I love the show. Just binge-watched it in one week. Before you ask: I indeed do not have a life. Don't ask.

(If you find any discrepancies, just blame Toby. We do so all the time.
I heard he's getting fired.
...shit, really? Do they know it was us?
No, I don't think so. We should be good.
Thank fuck.
Yeah, but who are we going to blame from here on out?
...we'll figure it out as we go.)