Unstable Universe but it's a romance drama

Alternate title: Unstable Universe but it's a trauma fest

the title explains everything you need to know (don't judge me, I came up with this at 3AM)
I did not watch all the vids (theyre THREE HOURS LONG FOR FUCKS SAKE) so this will be very inaccurate

Ok here's an actual description (weirdly specific):
Half of the people have abandonment issues, half of the people are immortal eldritch beings with dark pasts that speak a cryptic language, everyone is traumatized, there's one dude who's just missing the entire story, there's some people who look like they're gonna be plot relevant for a few chapters and then they disappear. Also there's a lot of romance drama (obv)

Here's the ACTUAL actual description:
Mane, Flame, and Wemmbu are in a poly relationship. One day Mane disappears. Flame and Wemmbu go batshit crazy. Around that time, Wifies 'dies', because the timeline is fucked. Anddd Parrot suddenly gets attacked by a bunch of assassins. ALSO around that time, Spoke and Mapicc infiltrate the Mafia for fun.
Shit goes down, involving a few more eldritch beings, unresolved crushes, and toxic exes than strictly necessary.

(THE ART IS NOT MINE, I GOT IT FROM GOOGLE, IF THE ARTIST IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT I WILL TAKE IT DOWN)

edit: it's now a crackfic ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sep 3 3026: bruh how is this #1 in both ship and shipping bruh