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Random funnies

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I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food by hjerterdame

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" *Hits a wall* "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} by BlueDanceLover

"You signed me up for what?" I shrieked at her. My best friend, who had volunteered me to test a new game that she wanted to make videos out of. A game that took ten girls and ten guys and forced them to become a couple. But the guys had to go around and choose who they wanted to try and date, to court and try to swoon. A twisted form of the bachelor or the bachelorette. A way of trying to force love. And she had written my name down without my permission. "It's called The Boyfriend Games," she giggled. "We're gonna find you some love." •~• I gasped looking up at the sincerity in his eyes. "I mean it. The other girls not only dolled their looks up, but they all put on a phony façade. The personality and laughter I see from them is all fake. But you... you only show what's real, no matter how different your appearance is. You're still the same Thera that you were before this started." Chewing on my lip I looked up at him and took a deep breath before my reply. "I really have to pee." •~• Started: Jan. 2015 Finished: July 2015

Forgive Me by Deathandhiskisses

It was just a joke. I wanted to give her one last 'fuck you' before she got married to the guy I always wanted. How in the fuck did that lead to her dying? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y'all know the drill.... This story is everything that involves a person getting triggered. Please take notice to the tags and if you read and find yourself upset... I am ashamed to admit that.... that's the point, that's my writing style. It will hit at times and pull your leg. Don't like? Perfect, I have done my job lol. Love ya!

Her new life by SydneeRC

"I don't want you to freak out..." mom tells me with a soft sigh. Rubbing her fingers against her forehead as she looks puzzled. Thats been her attitude since she came home from her business trip. Worried. "Tell me." I demand trying to become less impatient than I already am. Which at this point isn't possible. "I'm getting married.." - Gracelyn Marigo a 15 yr old, her mom is a single parent after her father's passing away years before. She is a bubbly, sarcastic girl. She lights up a room as soon as she arrives. She expects her mother to married another at some point, but what she doesn't expect is for her mother to marry a man with 6 sons. Her soon to be stepbrothers. With the new transition, directed anger is a constant companion of hers. They hate her, but she finds out that their family has a lot sadder secrets than they let on. Not having a choice, but to live there. She wants to try and uncover them and solve them. Will she be too invading and they don't allow her to get close? or will she start to warm their hearts and soon make the detached vacant house into a home?

The Wrong Fiance by Hey_Radha

Naina was shocked the moment she found the unexpected groom on their engagement. And the worst part? Her family was supporting everything as if it was initially planned. And the person who was supposed to be her husband was drunk, dancing crazily amidst the crowd. She looked around trying to find a way. What happened suddenly that she was here? She was confused, was it a dream? How did she confuse her husband? Note: I do not own the picture in the cover. The image is taken from Pinterest.

Hetalia Crack and Randomness 2 [FINISHED] by Vraena

crack of me and Hetalia! Im Vinex and its me with Hetalia. This was from Hetalia weeb me so forgive my grammar mistakes. READ MY OLD STORY Hetalia crack and randomness

Hoe stories/threads by hoeislifeboo1

all HOES ARE WELCOME😎 READ THE FUNNIEST SHIT, TRUE STORIES: CAUSE FOUR WORDS: IM A TRUE BITCH IF THEY WANNA CREATE THEY OWN, THATS FINE JUST DONT STEAL MY SHIT, THANK YOU #1 in THOTS

Story of Randomness {COMPLETED} by kitrinonyx

A book full of facts about my life, crazy Harry Potter stuff, Divergent stuff, and even jokes and memes!

The Wedding by storyman2025

A bit of a romcom this one. A wedding, lots of characters and hopefully a lot of humour. I have tried to write it as if it were real. It's a bit more lengthy than my usual silly short stories. This is work in progress. I will add chapters as I write them. Please bare with me. Hope you enjoy. Feel free to leave any comments. Enjoy

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I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food cover

The Boyfriend Games {Complete | Book One} cover

Forgive Me cover

Her new life cover

The Wrong Fiance cover

Hetalia Crack and Randomness 2 [FINISHED] cover

Hoe stories/threads cover

Story of Randomness {COMPLETED} cover

The Wedding cover

I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food

Hello there fellow humans. Get ready to listen to my story. If you can... Understand my humor... Then... You will love this... "Batman out" Hits a wall "To be or not to be" "Wait, wrong answer" Highest ranking: 2 in humor. Wait... 2 as in 2! Wow! This is my life folks. No I'm not kidding. It's all for real! Now I must get back to my Toothless plush named Batman!