Harry finds himself in a bit of a pickle, first a minor mishap, then a full-blown freak-out, all tangled up in a bewildering tête-à-tête with the Sorting Hat, who seems to have some very particular plans for both him and Professor Snape. A (sort of) Christmas tale, this story centres around Harry's heartfelt wish for a magical, trouble-free holiday... though nothing in his life is ever quite that simple.
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Lmao, guys, this is kinda cringe. It's been lurking in my drafts for months, and with Christmas around the corner, I thought, why not self-sabotage and publicly humiliate myself a bit. Honestly, don't expect Shakespeare here, just a daft little story I couldn't resist sharing. If it makes you chuckle, brilliant; if not... well, you've been warned.