The Adventures of Slamacow

Many people know him, either as the adventurous young fellow who is friends with an Enderman and Zombie, or just as the guy who rarely speaks. Both of these statements are true, but Slama has been dealing with some problems; Bart seems to be on high alert for some odd reason, Slama always feels like he's being watched, and when he's alone almost everywhere he looks, there seems to be a pair of glowing purple eyes...