Dad's Epic Isekai Adventure: The Milk Can Wait

When Elias Moreno-ordinary dad, part-time snack enthusiast, and full-time champion of the "quick milk run"-steps out to the corner store, he definitely isn't expecting to be summoned to another world by a panicked sorcerer who meant to call a legendary hero... not a sleep-deprived parent wearing mismatched socks.

Now stuck in the mystical realm of Aetherion, Elias discovers three things very quickly:

1. Magic is real.

2. Everyone thinks he's the chosen one.

3. No one here knows what milk even is.

Armed with nothing but dad instincts, questionable humor, and whatever random items he had in his pockets, Elias accidentally becomes a rising hero-slaying monsters he meant to avoid, solving problems he didn't understand, and forming a party of misfits who believe he's some unstoppable warrior.

Meanwhile, back home, his kids are just wondering why this "quick milk run" is taking three whole days.

Can Elias survive assassination attempts, clueless kings, dramatic prophecies, and a very angry dragon... all while trying to find a portal home?

One thing's for sure:

Dad may save the world-but the milk can definitely wait.