The Vampire's Lap Dog

In a high school where everyone is human... except for two idiots who definitely aren't, a chaotic, slow-burn romantic comedy unfolds between a vampire bad boy who can't stop staring and a werewolf basketball player who can't stop blushing.

Lucian Vale has spent the last year trying to blend in, which is difficult when you're a centuries-old vampire with cheekbones sharp enough to cut glass, a mysterious past, and the emotional experience of a damp swan. Calm, stoic, and painfully pretty, Lucian is determined not to get attached.

Especially not to the huge, golden, painfully sincere werewolf who keeps smiling at him in gym class.

Jace Merrick, star power forward and disaster-in-progress, is many things:
loyal, strong, allergic to subtlety, and fully convinced he's just a normal teenager with a fur problem during full moons. He is not convinced he has a crush until the vampire who sits behind him in English starts looking at him like he hung the moon.

When the two boys are paired for gym class, the flirting becomes ridiculous, the tension becomes loud, and their friends become invested at a dangerous level.
Locker room disasters, hallway heart attacks, and after-school almost-kisses quickly follow.

But hiding supernatural identities is tricky. Hiding a crush is impossible.

Especially when Lucian's old habits (brooding, intense staring, accidental seduction) clash with Jace's total inability to play it cool.

As their bond deepens, Lucian must confront emotions he's spent decades avoiding, and Jace must navigate instincts-and feelings-that are getting harder to ignore.
Together, they stumble through first dates, supernatural slip-ups, overprotective friends, and the kind of chemistry that has the entire school whispering.

Humans think they're just two pretty boys with embarrassing crushes.

They're only half right.