- Reads 4,902,215
- Votes 252,281
- Parts 193
- Time 34m
Ongoing, First published May 23, 2015
the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"Public Domain
Table of contents
- IntroductionSat, May 23, 2015
- Doing HomeworkSat, May 23, 2015
- Top 5 Most Likley To Get Away With MurderSat, May 23, 2015
- Top 5 Most SociableSat, May 23, 2015
- In ClassSat, May 23, 2015
- Band-aidsSat, May 23, 2015
- Always MisunderstoodSat, May 23, 2015
- Listens To Music All The TimeSat, May 23, 2015
- Lana Del Ray SongsSat, May 23, 2015
- When Robbing A BankSat, May 23, 2015
- Shake It Off LyricsSat, May 23, 2015
- When ThreatenedSat, May 23, 2015
- Lock ScreenSat, May 23, 2015
- Couch PotatoSat, May 23, 2015
- Over-thinkersSat, May 23, 2015
- "I may seem nice but if you mess with me I'll cut you"Sat, May 23, 2015
- Really Likes KidsSat, May 23, 2015
- Sky, Land, Or SeaSat, May 23, 2015
- Current Hit SongsSat, May 23, 2015
- TalkingSat, May 23, 2015
- Bad at insultingSat, May 23, 2015
- At the MoviesSat, May 23, 2015
- When they wake upSat, May 23, 2015
- When the wifi goes outSat, May 23, 2015
- How they hugSat, May 23, 2015
- How they spend their moneySat, May 23, 2015
- Being told what to doSat, May 23, 2015
- TeachersSat, May 23, 2015
- BluntnessSat, May 23, 2015
- Dry HumorSat, May 23, 2015
- 1989 album songsSat, May 23, 2015
- FightingSat, May 23, 2015
- As kids on a playgroundSat, May 23, 2015
- "Telling me not to do this makes me want to do it more"Sat, May 23, 2015
- Repressed EmotionsSat, May 23, 2015
- Cheer captain vs. bleachersSat, May 23, 2015
- ScrapbookingSat, May 23, 2015
- Fake deep vs. Real deepSat, May 23, 2015
- FeelingsSat, May 23, 2015
- Starts shitSat, May 23, 2015
- Class vs. SassSat, May 23, 2015
- Most likley to fight youSat, May 23, 2015
- Not as innocent as you thinkSat, May 23, 2015
- Cares for animals more than humansSat, May 23, 2015
- Well known songsSun, May 24, 2015
- Nicest to meanestSun, May 24, 2015
- What they buy at a storeSun, May 24, 2015
- Most to least likley to need a chill pillSun, May 24, 2015
- What a Virgo would be arrested forSun, May 24, 2015
- They seem quiet but are actually insaneSun, May 24, 2015
- Most used wordSun, May 24, 2015
- Literally doesn't careSun, May 24, 2015
- Takes badass selfiesSun, May 24, 2015
- MakeupTue, May 26, 2015
- 5SOS songsTue, May 26, 2015
- Around their crushTue, May 26, 2015
- TextingFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Spongebob CharactersFri, Jun 5, 2015
- When a Bee Flies Near ThemFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Nightmare or DaydreamFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Power CouplesFri, Jun 5, 2015
- BorrowingFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Goans at punsFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Charlie CharlieFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Five Second RuleFri, Jun 5, 2015
- I love youFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Counts down with microwaveFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Best HairFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Stalking their crushFri, Jun 5, 2015
- Losing their phoneSun, Jun 14, 2015
- Teenage messSun, Jun 14, 2015
- At a buffetThu, Jun 25, 2015
- Taste dog food to see what its likeThu, Jun 25, 2015
- You could never love me as much as I love myselfThu, Jun 25, 2015
- A/N: CONTEST!Sun, Jun 28, 2015
- First EntrySun, Jun 28, 2015
- Another Great EntrySun, Jun 28, 2015
- More EntriesSun, Jun 28, 2015
- JudgementMon, Jun 29, 2015
- In hellMon, Jun 29, 2015
- Think before they act vs. act before they thinkMon, Jun 29, 2015
- HomophobicSun, Jul 12, 2015
- Reading a bookTue, Jul 21, 2015
- The signs as stupid quotesTue, Jul 21, 2015
- CombosTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Most to least likely to start a revolutionTue, Jul 21, 2015
- The signs as colorsTue, Jul 21, 2015
- RantersTue, Jul 21, 2015
- SuperpowersTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Types of painTue, Jul 21, 2015
- A/NTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Signs as nuisancesTue, Jul 21, 2015
- When something goes rightTue, Jul 21, 2015
- At schoolTue, Jul 21, 2015
- What the signs hateTue, Jul 21, 2015
- The signs as Greek godessesTue, Jul 21, 2015
- What they'd do if they saw a GhostTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Nerds, geeks, or dorksTue, Jul 21, 2015
- A/N OMG CHAPTER 100Tue, Jul 21, 2015
- When they see a bugTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Drama llamaTue, Jul 21, 2015
- When the world endsTue, Jul 21, 2015
- The signs as animalsTue, Jul 21, 2015
- The signs as Michael Cliffords hair XDTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Signs that would win an eating contestTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Last wordsTue, Jul 21, 2015
- RunningTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Hiding a bodyTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Amazing world of gumball vs, teenage mutant ninja turtlesTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Eating spaghettiTue, Jul 21, 2015
- When teacher leavesTue, Jul 21, 2015
- The signs as catchphrasesTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Dont touch my last fry or ill kill uTue, Jul 21, 2015
- CharachteristicsTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Sensitive to the needs of othersTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Top reliableTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Sam & Cat vs. iCarlyTue, Jul 21, 2015
- Stuck in trafficWed, Jul 22, 2015
- At the poolWed, Jul 22, 2015
- After a horror movieWed, Jul 22, 2015
- Harry Potter housesWed, Jul 22, 2015
- Gemini F/Pisces MThu, Jul 23, 2015
- Beauty, Grace, Punch you in the faceFri, Jul 24, 2015
- Thunder, lightning, or rainFri, Jul 24, 2015
- Gatorade flavorsFri, Jul 24, 2015
- Why the signs didn't sleepFri, Jul 24, 2015
- As mythical creaturesMon, Jul 27, 2015
- What they search on googleMon, Jul 27, 2015
- The signs as bad dance movesMon, Jul 27, 2015
- A/N:FOLLOWTue, Jul 28, 2015
- Markiplier vs. PewdiepieTue, Jul 28, 2015
- Dan or PhilTue, Jul 28, 2015
- A/N: NEW ART BOOKThu, Jul 30, 2015
- What they do on easterFri, Jul 31, 2015
- Reading FanfictionFri, Jul 31, 2015
- Yellow traffic lightsFri, Jul 31, 2015
- Curses at inanimate objectsFri, Jul 31, 2015
- Most likley to die at the hunger gamesFri, Jul 31, 2015
- Cutest things about the signsFri, Jul 31, 2015
- "U can't do dat"Fri, Jul 31, 2015
- In a fightFri, Jul 31, 2015
- A/N: STUPID WATTPAD GLITCHSat, Aug 1, 2015
- Cover for seehumisawesomeSat, Aug 1, 2015
- A/N: FOLLOWThu, Aug 6, 2015
- A/N: LOL NEW BOOKMon, Aug 10, 2015
- A/N: IM MADMon, Aug 10, 2015
- I don't know if they want a fight or kissTue, Aug 11, 2015
- The signs as pinkprint songsTue, Aug 11, 2015
- The signs as stars from the Bad Blood videoTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Falls asleep in the car squadTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Signs as a familyTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Most likley to buy the cheap version of everythingTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Makes you mad because you got madTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Lol I shouldnt have done that hahaTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Chill squadTue, Aug 11, 2015
- School or coolTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Talk to me in the morning if you want to dieTue, Aug 11, 2015
- What career the signs would haveTue, Aug 11, 2015
- When their phone stops workingTue, Aug 11, 2015
- When their friend movesTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Knocks on the wrong hotel doorTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Waves back at someome who wasn't waving at youTue, Aug 11, 2015
- Early birdsTue, Aug 11, 2015
- A/N (and sorry for all the A/N)Wed, Aug 12, 2015
- A/N importantWed, Aug 19, 2015
- Writes a huge fanfic about them and their favorite bandFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Cute but deadlyFri, Aug 21, 2015
- The Lonliest are the kindestFri, Aug 21, 2015
- The most damaged are the wisestFri, Aug 21, 2015
- The saddest smile the brightestFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Tries to secretly take a pic of their crush but the flash comes onFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Top or bottom bunk bedFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Low key badassFri, Aug 21, 2015
- As Michael Clifford tweetsFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Death to all when woken upFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Wow what a cutieFri, Aug 21, 2015
- The signs as hoesFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Borrows a pen and never gives it backFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Never give upFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Not gonna let you downFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Awake at 1am taking personality quizesFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Plans world dominationFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Reactions to basic bitchesFri, Aug 21, 2015
- WerewolfFri, Aug 21, 2015
- WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY- wait never mind I have itFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Holds a grudge for lifeFri, Aug 21, 2015
- What they do when they get soap in their eyesFri, Aug 21, 2015
- Loves The fault in our starsFri, Aug 21, 2015
- The End (or is it?!)Sat, Aug 22, 2015
- Hai!!Sat, Sep 5, 2015
- I missed you guys!! (Plus the signs hearing noises at night)Sun, Nov 1, 2015
- WHO THE HELL TOUCHED MY- wait nevermind I got it hahaSun, Nov 1, 2015
- When they're mad at youSun, Nov 1, 2015
Sign up to add zodiac signs to your library and receive updates
or
You may also like
