Rushiram Corvin Tersigni had his life perfectly planned-quiet, orderly, and predictable. Every morning followed a routine, every task completed exactly as expected, and his world moved at the speed he allowed. Peaceful. Calm. Boring, maybe-but at least nothing could ruin it.
And then That Native Maid arrived, named Malitan Lakandula-clueless about his world, fumbling every simple task, asking questions that made no sense, and somehow turning his carefully controlled life into chaos. Every eye-roll, every sarcastic remark, every small rebellion tested his patience in ways he didn't know were possible. Infuriating, impossible... and yet, there was something about That Native Maid he couldn't ignore, no matter how much she annoyed him.
This is a Romcom Bisaya Novel, Although some languages contain English and Tagalog.
Read at your own risk.
Welp, hey there, im Yumi. You dont know me, im not really special. Im just your average 15-year old girl, i have a boring life, and thats how i want it to be.
Well, at least i USED to have a normal life...Until i got dragged into the weird and chaotic country of "(Not) Japan"
A country where gravity, logic, and common sense does not exist. Where you can walk into the streets and see a floating cow, and grass made of noodles??? (Sigh, just bear with me, please?)
Now I'm stuck in an anime parody with a cast of weirdos: a furry wannabe villain, a maniac who won't stop making duck jokes , and a bully who might actually like me??
Basically, come look at my adventures and misadventures, and watch me try (and fail) to remain sane.