Do you want the house tour?

"hpmh- you feel, shit baby can I move?"

paring : f!reader x neighbor!superman/clark kent

summary : you'd had a major crush on your crazy hot neighbor since the day he you'd first laid your eyes on him 3 years ago, unfortunately you've never had the balls to actually ask him on a date. hang out? oh yeah all the time, but a real date? too big a risk on such a great relationship. until one faithful evening, your neighbor comes in through your window all bruised and sexy, only... he's wearing a superman costume?.... holy shit your crazy hot neighbor is superman!

warnings:: MDNI (if your gonna read it do what u gotta do and bounce) ,fluff, smut with plot, no use of y/n, second hand embarrassment, awkward clark kent, just a lot of awkward actually, unprotected p in v, use of baby, dumbification a litttttlee degrading, clark swears!, friends to lovers, calls you princess (kind of in a mocking way),overstimulation-ish, mating press :)