Joking About Dying
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Publikasi terakhir Kam, Feb 19, 2026
Rui transmigrates into a story where everyone who jokes about death actually dies.
He survives because:
He jokes CONSTANTLY
Fate gets confused
The villain , Kael becomes obsessed with "keeping him alive to see what he says next"
No palace scheming.
No diary gags.
No fake mastermind trope.
This is about:
🖤 survival
🖤 humor as armor
🖤 one man deciding "you don't get to die"
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