You Drive me Bloody Coconuts
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Last published Sat, May 30, 2026
Hazel is a vampire who lives on coconut milk, a well-known blood substitute. Well, that is until she gets sick and needs a taste of real blood from JD, a quick-healing Lycan shifter. Will Hazel follow her heart and pursue the forbidden love between a shifter and a vampire, or will stick with Ray, her childhood friend and a member of the vampire elite and powerful?
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