Broken Parts and Spare Hearts

Someone told Jisung once that in the event of an emergency, a person should always know a lawyer, a doctor, and a trustworthy mechanic. Well, his friend Seungmin is in school to be a lawyer, his cousin Hwasa is a cardiologist, and he does, in fact, have a business card for a mechanic.

But not just any mechanic. No.

In his possession, Jisung holds the business card for the hottest mechanic who ever rolled in grease, with muscles, tattoos, and purple hair. But he has one teeny tiny problem. A brand new car with nothing wrong with it. What is a desperate gay with dreams of having sex on the hood of his car to do?

Well, if it isn't broke and won't be broke anytime soon... break it yourself.

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Lifting the hood, Jisung's eyes expand, and his phone clatters to the ground. "Ahhh! Jinnie!"

"What? What's wrong!?!"

Shrill shouts of alarm come from his phone as he stares at the empty space where the engine should be. Hands shaking, he picks up his iPhone. "S-someone stole my engine! It's gone! There's nothing but a tire here!"

"WHAT!!"

Or - Jisung is a dumbass, and Minho is an emotionally constipated mechanic