Ghost Towns || D&D Crack Fic That is Just Terrible

*This is what I think happened to certain characters (COUGH BUCKY COUGH) in my friends D&D campaign. Bucky is my character (HEAVILY based on The Winter Soldier) but a lot of the characters mentioned belong to my friends, and some of these have names from other books and on-going campaigns. Oliver, I love you dude, but PLEASE DON'T KILL OFF HONG-ER HE'S TOO YOUNG*

James Buckley has been through TOO MUCH in the past...erm, however long it's been. He was married young, then shipped off to war, and then his wife and newly-born son were murdered by bloodthirsty gay vampire overlords. After that, his suffering wasn't over, because a she-vampire overlord kidnapped him and turned him into her personal assassin. Finally, he narrowly escaped her and thought himself free, but remembered he was all alone. Except for one person: his basically adopted son, Hong-er, that he met in combat. Now, his goal is to track down and reunite with his son before it's too late, but with more bloodshed looming over him and his future, he can't do this alone. Join Bucky as he meets new "friends," foes, and everyone in between on his search for his boy. Will he find Hong-er? Or will he find nothing but...a ghost town (BUH DUM TSS)?