Snape's wild child

" Taylor, Kalma."
I didn't hesitate to move. I mean it's
not like I really care WHAT house I'm
gonna be im BUT that I get to learn
magic! I calmly made my way forward
sitting on the stool before the as soon as the hat made contact with
me it screamed," Slyther- Gryfin- Ravencl- Hufflepu-" there was a
roar of noise and I was confused. The hat fell silent but the room buzzed with noise.

' What's got there undies in a twist?'
A rough voice answered,' you- you're
unsortable,' it said with a flabbergasted voice. " What? That
makes no sense magical talking hat!"
' Why are you talking out loud?'
" WhY are yOu talking only in my head? It comes naturally *blah blah*." 'Not amused.'

" Okay Mr. Magical talking hat guy
but this is the United States of America and I have the freedom of
speach!" ' We are in England if you
haven't noticed.' " Oh, well I'm still
American and still therefore still
have the freedom of speech. Bwahaha!" ' Congratulations on out
smarting a hat,' it said sarcastically.
' Hey I'm not a 'it' I'm the sorting
hat.' " Whatever you say magical
talking sorting hat- anywho what's
up with me being unsortable?"

' Oh yeah, it seems that you are to
much of everything. A rule breaker
and brave beyond belief, to intelligent for your own good- often aiding in rule breaking, loyal
friendly just as a true Hufflepuff,
but of most importance you are sneaky and cunning and you have much potential- you only make plans
when nessary though. Hmm...'
" Tell the whole world my secrets, why dontcha?"

If the sorting hat had eyes he'd be
rolling them but since he got none
< in yo face!> he resorted to making
a funny sound in the back of his
throat.