Star Wars: Anything Gets Called Ham These Days
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The narrative of a Star Wars role-playing game campaign (Wizards of the Coast) with original main characters (and characters from the official continuity in other roles). It will use absurdist humor and include many references to game terminology. You have been warned.
This is also posted in Spanish with the title "Star Wars: A Cualquier Cosa Llaman Hoy Jamón"
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