Cockroach!

Cockroach!
It all started when my wife and I went to bed
And all of a sudden she's freaking screaming off her head
And I ask "honey what is it what could ever be wrong?
You just screamed like you were captured by the giant king kong!"
And she said "eek over there! Over there! There it is!"
So I look where she stares and I say "aw shit"

Cockroach!
Radioactive nightmare
Cockroach!
Little bastards everywhere
Cockroach!
All shiny black too
Cockroach!
Bitch, imma get my shoe!

So after that I smashed it everything went well
Then me and my wife started gettin dirty
"Wait what the hell?"
She had just screamed again
To the coming of another ugly small friend
"What the fuck, seriously? I'm gonna fucking trip
Wheres the lighter I'm gonna burn this little shit!"

Cockroach!
Little bastard's back
Cockroach!
I'm gonna burn his ass
Cockroach!
Looks like he's not alone
Cockroach!
I think I need to leave my home

Me and my wife said "fuck it, let's bail
We'd have a better chance at fucking in the freaking county jail"
So the very next day I called exterminators
So they sprayed the shit out of those fucking ugly little breeders
We were finally able to go home
And that very same night all you could hear were moans
No more fucking cockroaches for as long as we like