WHEN THE MOON FUCKS UP

Kael is the Alpha of all Alphas-immortal, absurdly powerful, and allergic to taking anything seriously.
Lucien is the Vampire King of Iceland-ancient, ruthless, and out of fucks to give.

They hate each other on principle.
Unfortunately, the Moon Goddess thought it would be hilarious to make them mates.

Now they're magically bound, violently territorial, and stuck sharing pain, power, and the uncontrollable urge to ruin anyone who gets too close to the other-while loudly insisting they don't give a shit.

Set between Vegas, Scotland, and Iceland, this is a darkly funny, profanity-filled supernatural romance featuring:
Enemies-to-mates
Two immortal kings who refuse to submit
A foul mouth problem
Divine meddling
Unwanted bonding
Zero emotional honesty (at first)
And a Moon Goddess with popcorn

This is not a soft love story.
It's a cosmic prank, a political nightmare, and a slow-burning disaster waiting to explode.

They'd rather burn the world than admit they care.
Unfortunately, the bond has other plans.

Updates coming. Gods help them all.